Friday, December 21, 2012

Still Here! Shit....

Might as well start working on a revolution.....Are you in?

And then there's Saturn's transit of Venus to consider....

But speaking of revolution, here's what the Mayan calendar REALLY means.


Blogger Father Tyme said...

Oh Rats! I SOOOO wanted to go but my wife said I had to do the dishes, clean my room and eat all my vegetables ('cause people in India are starving)! Dang!

Now I'll never be able to write about a transit of Venus from Saturn!*

Me and John-Boy! Does life ever get any tougher? But at least I have a typewriter!(Sigh!)

P.S. Typewriter? Does anyone know how to use one of those things? Email me!

9:05 AM  
Blogger Anna Van Z said...

I knew we wouldn't be lucky enough to see DC implode! Too bad...

9:41 AM  
Blogger Father Tyme said...

Don't lose faith! Phil Plait, who does the "Bad Astronomy" thing (now at Slate) had an article a number of months back that showed a slight disagreement among Anthopologists and Archaeologists over the exact date. The consensus si that the date was between the 21st and 23rd...
so there's still hope!

11:07 AM  
Blogger Anna Van Z said...


My hope is that aliens will descend from the heavens, remove all lawmakers worldwide from the planet, destroy all private banks plus Wall Street, and all weapons of mass destruction everywhere, then eliminate everyone's debt, and after that, leave us in peace to create societies that work for everyone. Along with free solar energy for everyone.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Father Tyme said...

I've often wondered why James Bond and all the other "Good Guys" go to all the trouble of eliminating themad scientists who want ot wipe out the "evil" (in their opinion) in the world even if it means starting their own? I mean, how bad would Dr. No's World be compared to this one!

We need a mad scientist to laser the businesses and politicians of the world!

Waiting for SPECTER or SMERSH or KAOS (I"m still waiting for agent 99 to give me a call) or any of those other baddies of the 60s TV Shows!

Wait a minute...maybe they DID win after all, and that's what we have now!

1:23 PM  
Blogger Father Tyme said...

By the way, did anyone catch the idiot, Wayne LaPierre, aka Wayne the Peter, aka Wayne LaPenis comments about how we can make America Safer? he said:
"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun," LaPierre said."

No, asshole. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is not having the bad guy with one of your guns in the first place!

Besides your dickishness, who gets to decide who exactly will the god guys be..the cops? Don't make me laugh!

Why the NRA doesn't issue to its memebers Black uniforms with double S's on them, black boots and amke them swear an oath of allegience to their leader is beyond me.

Wayne the Peter is an asshole, an idiot, a moron, a dipshit, a greedy malevolent fecal piece of rotted, decomposing, barely animated flesh with 3 pounds of shit where his brain should be.

There are people in this world who have no business existing with the power they can exert. He's one of them.

Did I mention Wayne the Peter is the residue on your shoe after you tramp in dog shit? You never can get rid of that smell!

Only when Wayne the Peter's wife or kids or family or friends are victims of some gun totting nut will he even remotely understand the heartbreak and anguish he and his greedy, single issue existence has caused.

Did I mention Wayne the Peter is the brown stuff on used toilet paper?

1:43 PM  
Blogger Father Tyme said...

It's 9:30 P.M. EST. Do you know where about a hundred million stupid Americans are right now? Are they dead? Have they been rapturized, homogenized, sanforized? Are they watching TV, drinking, debauching, praying, preying?

I guess a typical Foxish interpretation of another religious writing has been laid to rest.

Now to test the Theory of Christianity! Show me the proof!

Xtianity - JARF (Just Another Religious Fraud)

9:32 PM  

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