Sunday, April 06, 2014

Top 20 Ways that Fire Ants Are Better than Republicans

You might not be able to relate if you've never lived out west, but I found the following to be very apt! It's from OutSmart, which is celebrating its 20th anniversary.

Here are a few examples of how fire ants are better than repugs:

*Most fire ants do not have their own radio talk show.

*Fire ants are happy even if they haven’t starved all the other ants and taken their homes.

*Fire ants don’t seem to care what I do with my uterus.

*Fire-ant bites go away after a few weeks.

*Fire ants haven’t produced any great thinkers either, but you don’t notice because they can’t write or talk.

More ways here...
(Bonus Question: What's the one way repugs are exactly like fire ants?)


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