Top 20 Ways that Fire Ants Are Better than Republicans
Here are a few examples of how fire ants are better than repugs:
*Most fire ants do not have their own radio talk show.
*Fire ants are happy even if they haven’t starved all the other ants and taken their homes.
*Fire ants don’t seem to care what I do with my uterus.
*Fire-ant bites go away after a few weeks.
*Fire ants haven’t produced any great thinkers either, but you don’t notice because they can’t write or talk.
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(Bonus Question: What's the one way repugs are exactly like fire ants?)