Hey, remember how in Junior High and High School there was always someone in study hall who could burp the alphabet, and how funny you thought that was? Where are those folks now? Whatever became of them and all that massive talent? I was pondering that today, as I searched fruitlessly for do-able employment. Wouldn't it be wild if Billy Burpsalot was some corporate fat cat, pulling down a million+ bucks a year?
Or, maybe ol' Billy sits at the end of a wino bar every day/night, entertaining assorted pickled-brain patrons with his regurgitational phonics. Then again, maybe he could have really sunk low and became a politician! Maybe that's what's wrong with Congress - the people who got themselves elected are the ones who primarily excelled at the expelling of discordant noise. Something sure is wrong with most of them - seriously, seriously wrong.
Here's the latest bad news about the evil agenda underway.