Thursday, January 17, 2013

Courtesy of Dark Wraith
 

3 Comments:

Blogger Jefferson's Guardian said...

Almost as entertaining as Father Tyme's Venn diagrams, yet certainly as revealing of the unmitigated truth.

Do you ever have visions that someday those responsible will be hanging from trees like Christmas ornaments -- and equally to our delight?

4:25 PM  
Blogger Anna Van Z said...

I like to imagine that somehow our culture will return to at least some attempt at fairness and justice for all - but I'm probably fooling myself.

9:24 PM  
Blogger Father Tyme said...

JG,
Hanging's too good. There've been fantastice inovations in torture mainly from the good ol' Catholics of the Inquisition
See here;
http://www.medievality.com/torture.html
(Go thre only if you have a very stout heart!!!)

But I had a friend who suggested something that made even me cringe.

Get them drunk with about 2 quarts of really heavy beer or ale.
Next you catheterize them with a glass tube about 10 inches long (KY is optional!).

Here's the fun part. Using a good old rubber mallet you break the inserted glass tubing with a number of sound smashes...you know where!

Then wish then well and send them on their way.

Have tubing;
Will travel!

Wire FT:
Pennsylvania

P.S. I'm hoping my first "client" is Tommy "Space Cadet" Corbett..followed by Bernanke and Geithner then Benny the Rat #16. After that, we'll have a lottery.

Last on my list is W.

And as my secret love Vanessa Williams (sorry, Doris) says,"Save the Best for Last!"

11:13 PM  

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